Language Jokes — most viewed jokes

Why was the belt arrested?
→ Because it held up a pair of pants!

What did one tornado say to the other?
→ "Let's twist again, like we did last summer...."

What did the primary rainbow say to the secondary rainbow?
→ Your pants are on backwards

What is a tornado?
→ Mother nature doing the twist!

Peter and Jim were partners in a profitable painting-contracting business. Unfortunately, they weren't entirely honest, because they mixed their paint with water.

One day Jim's conscience started to bother him as they painted a poor widow's house. The next day Jim told Peter he just couldn't be dishonest anymore.

"Don't quit now," Peter begged. "A few more jobs and we can retire."

Jim refused to change his mind.

"Peter," he said. "I just can't do it. Last night an angel stood by my bed and said - 'Repaint, repaint... you thinner.'"

What time is it when you sit on a pin?
→ Spring time.

What cloud is so lazy because it will not get up?
→ Fog

How do hurricanes see?
→ With one eye

What kind of witch goes to the beach?
→ Sandwitch

- How do you manage to stay in shape?

- I get a lot of hexercise.