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What person adds best in hot weather?
→ A summer.

- First witch: Here's a banana if you can spell it.

- Second witch: I can spell banana. I just don't know when to stop.

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.

After about an hour, the hotel manager came out of his office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."

How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance?
→ 'Voodoo like to dance with me?'

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?
→ She was having Disney spells.

If a farmer raises wheat in dry weather, what does he raise in wet weather?
→ An umbrella.

Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper?
→ He sold his soul to Santa!

What do lightning bolts do when they laugh?
→ They crack up

What's the biggest pencil in the World?
→ Pennsylvania!

Why do hurricanes travel so fast?
→ Because if they travelled slowly, we'd have to call them slow-i-canes.