It Is Woomba

At an international meeting, two surgeons were having an argument. The Indian surgeon was saying:

- No no no, I am telling you it is Woomba

The African surgeon is saying:

- No Man, it is Whoooooommmmmm

They go on like this for about 10 minutes. Up comes the English surgeon, and interrupts them.

- Excuse me chaps, but I do believe that the word you are trying to say is "Womb."

After he has gone away, the African turns to the Indian and says:

- I bet you he has never even seen a hippopotamus, never mind heard one fart under water!