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Food on the Table by E. Tittup

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Chaz

- Chaz who?

- Chaz nasty as you wanna be!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Bella

- Bella who?

- Bella bottom trousers!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Ankara

- Ankara who?

- Ankara went off the cliff!

What happens if an axe falls on your car?
→ You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- An author

- An author who?

- An author joke like this and I'm off!

How do they dance in Arabia?
→ Sheik-to-sheik (cheek).

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Cash

- Cash who?

- Cash me if you can!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Blood

- Blood who?

- Blood brothers!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Bibi

- Bibi who?

- Bibi Bibi Bunting ...!