Language Jokes — most viewed jokes

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Chest

- Chest who?

- Chest-nuts for sale!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Bowl

- Bowl who?

- Bowl me over!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Bond

- Bond who?

- Bond to succeed!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Bellows

- Bellows who?

- Bellows me some money can I have it please!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Baloney

- Baloney who?

- Baloney chase you if you're a matador!

English Folk Customs by Morris Dancer

The Greatest Detective Stories Ever Told by Watts E. Dunn

- Principal: I've called you into my office, Peter, because I want to talk to you about two words I wish you wouldn't use so often. One is "great" and the other is "lousy."

- Peter: Certainly, sir. What are they?

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Bing

- Bing who?

- Bing down the house!

So the bus driver said to the string, "Are you a string?" and the string said, "No, I'm afraid not". (A frayed knot).