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Lettuce Sentence
- Teacher: Make up a sentence using the word lettuce!
- Pupil: Let us out of school early!
Random joke from this category
- Teacher: Make up a sentence using the word lettuce!
- Pupil: Let us out of school early!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Castor
- Castor who?
- Castorblanca!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Bless
- Bless who?
- I didn't sneeze!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Aramis
- Aramis who?
- Aramis'tery!
The Chocolate Bar by Ken I Havesum
Keep on Trying by Percy Vere
Out for the Count by Esau Stars
Why did the viper, viper nose?
→ Because the adder, adder hankerchief!
His girlfriend returned all his letters.
I bet she marked them "second class male!"
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Chris
- Chris who?
- Chrisco'll do you proud everytime!