Language Jokes — most viewed jokes

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Camila

- Camila who?

- Camila minute!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Ben Hur

- Ben Hur who?

- Ben Hur an hour - let me in!

What's Up, Doc? by Howie Dewin

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals.

She proudly said, "Go ahead and quiz me. I know all of them!"

Her friend said, "O.K. then, what's the capital of France?"

The blonde replied, "Oh, that's so easy! F."

The following phrase:

PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA

can be rearranged (with no letters left over, and using each letter only once) into:

TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS

Coincidence? I think not!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Athens!

- Athens who?

- Athens I love you!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Atlas!

- Atlas?

- Atlas it's the weekend!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Atomic!

- Atomic who?

- Atomic ache!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Axl!

- Axl who?

- Axl me nicely and I might just tell you!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Anita!

- Anita who?

- Anita you like I need a hole in the head!

How does a ghost start a letter?
→ Tomb it may concern.

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Cassie

- Cassie who?

- Cassie the forest for the trees!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Annabel

- Annabel who?

- Annabel would be useful on this door!

What do you use to cut the ocean?
→ A seasaw