Language Jokes — most viewed jokes

English.....
Spanish..... Te Amo
French...... Je T'aime
German...... Ich Liebe Dich
Japanese.... Ai Shite Imasu
Italian..... Ti Amo
Redneck..... Nice Tits

- Teacher: The word politics - can you give me an example of how to use it?

- Pupil: My parrot swallowed a watch and now Polly ticks!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Cecil

- Cecil who?

- Cecil have music whereever she goes....!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Brendan

- Brendan who?

- Brendan an ear to what I have to say!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Argo

- Argo who?

- Argo down the shops!

Why is Russia a very fast country?
→ Because the people are always Russian!

Birdwatching by Jack Daw

Hair Disorders by Dan Druff

Dr. Dave's Dental-Chair Discovery: Dentists are incapable of asking questions that require a simple yes or no answer.

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Bridget

- Bridget who?

- London Bridget, is falling down, falling down...!