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Can you read the following? Yy u r yy u b I c u r yy 4 me.
→ Too wise you are, too wise you be, I see you are too wise for me.

- Teacher: What is the outside of a tree called?

- Sam: I don't know.

- Teacher: Bark, Sam, bark.

- Sam: Bow, wow, wow!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Charles

- Charles who?

- Charles your luck on the lottery!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Bologna

- Bologna who?

- Bologna & cheese!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Bjorn

- Bjorn who?

- Bjorn with a silver spoon in his mouth!

Hit on the Head by I. C. Stars

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Almond!

- Almond who?

- Almond the side of the law!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Andrew!

- Andrew who?

- Andrew a picture!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Andy!

- Andy who?

- Andy mosquito bit me again!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Astor!

- Astor who?

- Astor the ball is over!

A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative."

A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Berlin

- Berlin who?

- Berlin maiden over!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Bat

- Bat who?

- Bat you'll never guess!