Language Jokes — most viewed jokes

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Bjork

- Bjork who?

- Bjork in the USSR!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Ben and Anna

- Ben and Anna who?

- Ben and Anna split!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Ari

- Ari who?

- Arin't you glad you use Dial!

Don't Wake the Baby by Elsie Cries

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Audrey!

- Audrey who?

- Audrey be doing this!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Augusta!

- Augusta who?

- Augusta go home now!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Aunt Lou!

- Aunt Lou who?

- Aunt Lou do you think you are!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Ashley!

- Ashley who?

- Ashley-t's foot!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Asia!

- Asia who?

- Asia you going to let me in then!

What's the difference between a sigh, a car and a monkey?
→ A sigh is oh, dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you, dear.

I've Been Bitten! by A. Flea

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Brigham

- Brigham who?

- Drigham back my sunshine back to me...!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Bashful

- Bashful who?

- I can't tell you, I'm so embarrassed!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Aries

- Aries who?

- Aries a reason why I talk this way!