Language Jokes — most viewed jokes

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- China

- China who?

- China late, isn't it?

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Chad

- Chad who?

- Chad to make your acquaintance!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Aretha

- Aretha who?

- Aretha flowers!

Fade Away by Peter Out

Strong Winds by Gail Force

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- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Albee!

- Albee who?

- Albee a monkey's uncle!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Albert!

- Albert who!

- Albert you don't know who this is!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Alison!

- Alison who?

- Alison it's dark outside!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Alli!

- Alli who?

- Alligator, that's who!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Allied!

- Allied who?

- Allied, so sue me!

- Teacher: What is can't short for?

- Pupil: Cannot miss

- Teacher: and what is don't short for

- Pupil: Doughnut

What 8-letter word has one letter in it?
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- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Cereal

- Cereal who?

- Cereal pleasure to meet you!