Swimming the Channel
Did you hear about the Irishman who tried to swim the English channel?
Halfway across he decided he couldn't make it so he swam back.
Random joke from this category
Did you hear about the Irishman who tried to swim the English channel?
Halfway across he decided he couldn't make it so he swam back.
An Irishman goes for a job on a building site.
The man says, "Can you brew tea?"
The Irishman says, "Yes."
"Good. Can you drive a fork lift?"
The Irishman looks at him and asks, "Why? How big is the teapot?"