Instrument Jokes — most viewed jokes

What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?
→ Rock and Roll

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?
→ He wrote sheet music.

What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?
→ Root position cords.

What kind of musical instrument do mice play?
→ A mouse organ !

What do you call a male quartet?
→ Three men and a tenor.

So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in the robe says, "You're going to spend eternity with this combo, okay? There's a bass player named 'Mingus' and a pianist named 'Monk', and any day now we expect this 'Blakey' guy to show up with his drums.

"Wow!" the guy says, "I never imagined heaven would be this good."

The man in the robe says, "This is hell, not heaven. There's a girl singer."

How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?
→ Put sheet music in front of him.

Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?"
→ The other replies, "That was no piccolo, that was my fife."

What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit?
→ Will the defendant please rise.

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
→ A flat minor!