Random joke from this category
"Honey, I have a confession to make," a guy told his bride. "I'm a golf nut. You'll never see me on weekends during golf season."
"Well, dear," she murmured. "I have a confession to make too. I'm a hooker."
"No big deal," replied the groom. "Just keep your head down and your left arm straight!"
Hawk and Tom were talking in the bar.
Hawk said, "I just got kicked off the course for breaking 60."
Tom looked at him, amazed. "Breaking 60? That's amazing!"
Hawk smiled and said, "Yeah, I never knew a golf cart could go that fast!"
A woman has just started to play golf when she gets stung on the arm by a bee. She rushes back to the clubhouse, hoping to find a doctor. She asks, "Is anyone here a doctor."
One guy, who was pretty drunk, stands up and says, "I'm a doctor, what can I help you with?"
- I've been stung by a bee.
- Oh really, where?
- Between the first and second hole
- Well, first of all, your stance is too wide...
What did the dentist say to the golfer?
→ "You have a hole in one."
