Festival Jokes — most viewed jokes

How do witches lose weight?
→ They join weight witches.

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?
→ The cat ate her.

What happened to the naughty little witch at school?
→ She was ex-spelled.

How do you get milk from a witch's cat?
→ Steal her saucer.

- My, hasn't your little girl grown?

- Yes, she's certainly gruesome.

What does a witch enjoy cooking most?
→ Gnomelettes.

What goes cackle, cackle, boom?
→ A witch in a minefield.

Why won't a witch wear a flat cap?
→ Because there's no point in it.

What do you call a witch with one leg?
→ Eileen.

10. Reach in and grab the giblets!
11. Whew.....that's one terrific spread!
12. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
13. Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist.
14. Talk about a huge breast!
15. "And he forces his way into the end zone"
16. She's 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 minutes to hold her down.
17. It's cool whip time!!
18. If I don't unbuckle my pants, I'm going to burst.
19. It must be broken 'cause when I push on the top, nothing squirts out.