Camping Jokes — most viewed jokes

- Camper: There's something wrong with my hot dog.

- Cook: Don't tell me. I'm not a veterinarian.

On the last day of camp everyone was asked the same question:

- What is the best part of the camp?

One wise guy answered:

- Going home!

- Camper: There's a leak over my bunk!

- Counselor: Don't complain. It only leaks when it rains.

- Camper: There's a leak over my bunk!

- Counselor: Shh! Don't make such a fuss. Soon everyone will want one.

What does a cow like to do by a campfire?
→ Roast Moosmallows!

- Sammy: My parents are sending me to camp.

- Tammy: Why? Do you need a vacation?

- Sammy: No. They do!

Steve wrote home.

- I'm glad you named me Steve - he said in the letter.

- Why? - asked his mother in her reply.

- Because that's what all the kids at camp call me - he wrote back.

Dawn was breaking over the camp grounds.
Tony and Steve were lying in their tent.

- That was a terrible thunder and lightening storm last night, - Tony announced.

Steve turned to him and said:

- Why didn't you wake me up? You know I can't sleep during a storm!

Pierre was a camper from France. In his honour, Jenny sang a French song in the talent show. But she didn't sing very well.

- Does that make you homesick? - someone asked Pierre.

- No - he answered.

- Just sick sick!

Why do so many fishermen own banjos?
→ They make great anchors!