Camping Jokes — most viewed jokes

- Camper: There's something wrong with my hot dog.

- Cook: Don't tell me. I'm not a veterinarian.

What does a cow like to do by a campfire?
→ Roast Moosmallows!

- Camper: There's a leak over my bunk!

- Counselor: Shh! Don't make such a fuss. Soon everyone will want one.

- Camper: There's a leak over my bunk!

- Counselor: Don't complain. It only leaks when it rains.

On the last day of camp everyone was asked the same question:
'What is the best part of the camp?'
One wise guy answered, 'Going home!'

Dawn was breaking over the camp grounds.
Tony and Steve were lying in their tent.
'That was a terrible thunder and lightening storm last night,' Tony announced.
Steve turned to him and said, 'Why didn't you wake me up? You know I can't sleep during a storm!'

Pierre was a camper from France. In his honour, Jenny sang a French song in the talent show. But she didn't sing very well.
'Does that make you homesick?' someone asked Pierre.
'No,' he answered. 'Just sick sick!'

- Sammy: My parents are sending me to camp.

- Tammy: Why? Do you need a vacation?

- Sammy: No. They do!

Steve wrote home. 'I'm glad you named me Steve,' he said in the letter.
'Why?' asked his mother in her reply.
'Because that's what all the kids at camp call me,' he wrote back.

Why do so many fishermen own banjos?
→ They make great anchors!