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The Counselor was greeting the new campers.
'So you decided to come to camp,' she said to one.
'Nope,' the camper answered. 'I was sent to camp!'

Terry and Debbie were camping with their parents deep in the woods.
'How far is it to town?' Terry wanted to know.
'Six miles,' said Debbie.
'That's too far to walk,' Terry replied.
'It's not too bad,' Debbie said. 'We can each walk three miles!'

The Counselor was talking to the campers about safety.
She said 'Don't climb any trees. If you fall down and break a leg, don't come running to me!'

- New camper: I thought you said this camp has no mosquitoes.

- Old camper: That's right. These mosquitoes come from the camp down the road!

The Rocky Mountains are very big and far apart. It takes a long time for an echo to bounce back off one of these mountains.
One night, a camper in the Rockies went to sleep early.
But before climbing into his sleeping bag he yelled, 'Time to get up.'
And eight hours later the echo came back and woke him up!

One day the counsellor got a phone call. It was from a camper who had been at camp the summer before.
The old camper said, 'I thought of camp yesterday.'
'Why?' the counsellor asked. 'Where were you?'
'At the garbage dump!' the old camper answered.

John was hard at work with the broom in his family's tent.
His mother came in and said, 'That's nice. Are you sweeping out the tent?'
'No,' John answered. 'I'm sweeping out the dirt.'

Two boys camping out in a backyard wanted to know the time, so they began singing at the top of their voices.
Eventually one of the neighbours threw open his window and shouted down at them, "Hey, less noise! Don't you know it's three o'clock in the morning!"