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Pig Grocery Chain
What would a pig name a chain of food stores?
→ "Stop 'N Slop Markets"
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Crossing Back
Why did he cross back?
→ So he could charge the client for travel expenses.
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Accountant Birth Control
What does an accountant use for birth control?
→ His personality.
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Birds And Money
Where do birds invest their money?
→ In the stork market!
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Three Animals At The Cafe
Three animals were having a drink in a cafe, when the owner asked for the money.
"I'm not paying," said the duck. "I've only got one bill and I'm not breaking it."
"I've spent my last buck," said the deer.
"Then the duck'll have to pay," said the skunk.
"Getting here cost me my last scent."
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Cinderella's Pumpkin
The accountant had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl was fascinated by the story, especially the part where the pumpkin turns into a golden coach. Suddenly she piped up, "Daddy, when the pumpkin turned into a golden coach, would that be classed as income or a long-term capital gain?"
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Burial Plots
Had a door-to-door salesman call one time selling of all things -- burial plots. I told him that we already had our plots in another cemetery.
He seemed uncertain as to what to say next, but he recovered to say politely, "I hope you'll be very happy there."
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A Million A Day
Who makes a million dollars a day?
→ Someone who works in a mint.
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Auditors And Light Bulb
How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?
→ How many did it take last year?
Condom Sponsors
Imagine if major companies from all around the world started producing or sponsoring condoms. They would become fashionable and companies would probably advertise more openly.
Imagine the trademarks:
- Nike Condoms: Just do It
- Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling
- Ford Condoms: The ride of your life
- Sony Condoms: Do not underestimate the power of Sony
- Microsoft Condoms: Where do you want to go today?
- KFC Condoms: Finger Licking Good
- M&Ms Condoms: Melt in your mouth, not in your hands
- Coca-Cola Condom: The Real Thing
- Ever-Ready Condoms: Keep going and going
- Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, it's that simple
- Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop