Blonde Jokes — most viewed jokes

What do you call a blonde that can suck a golfball through a water hose?
→ Sweetheart!

How do you recognize a blonde in school?
→ They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

A redhead, a brunette and a blonde all escape from a prison together. They run into the nearby woods and all climb up seperate trees. When the police find the redheads tree and ask who is up there, the redhead chirps like a bird. Then the police go to the brunette's tree. When they ask who is up there, the brunette makes chipmunk noises. Finally, when the police go to the blonde's tree and ask who is up there, the blonde goes, "MOOOOOOOOOO!"

What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?
→ She moved.

Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
→ You can park in the handicap zone.

One day a blonde, red-head, and a brunette were driving through the desert when all of a sudden their car broke down. They decided they would all walk to civilization.

The red-head said, "I'm going to take water so if I get thirsty I can drink it." Then the brunette said, "I'm going to take some food so if I get hungry I can eat." And then the blonde said "I'm going to take the car door, so if I get hot, I can roll the window down!"

What's the difference between a blonde and your job?
→ Your job still sucks after 6 months.

A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met Saint Peter who said, "Before you get to come into Heaven, you have to pass a test."

"Oh, No!" she said but Saint Peter said not to worry he'd make it easy.

"Who was God's son?" said Saint Peter.

The dumb Blonde thought for a few minutes and said, "Andy!"

"That's interesting. . . What made you say that?" said Saint Peter.

Then She started to sing: "Andy walks with me! Andy talks with me! Andy tells me. . . "

Did you hear the one about the blonde that had a problem with her bed?
→ She couldn't find a knife large enough to apply the bed spread.

If a blonde and a brunette were falling off a building, who would hit the ground first?
→ The brunette because the blonde would stop for directions.