Random joke from this category
Two men were knocking in nails to the sides of a house, one of them kept throwing them away.
"Why do you keep throwing nails away" said the other.
"Because they have the point at the wrong end", he replied
"You fool, we could use those on the other side of the house!"
Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place and was sacked for the grave mistake?
Did you hear about the man who left his job at the mortuary?
→ It was a dead end job.
- Policeman: Are you going to a fire?
- Motorist: No, I'm trying to prevent one. That's what my boss said would happen if I were late again.
What do you call a man who cleans out toilets?
→ Lou!
How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb?
→ Six - One to force it with a hammer and five to go out for more bulbs.
→ Two, one to screw in all the bulbs he has until he finds one that fits, and the other to tell you he thinks he'll have to replace the whole socket.
How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?
→ "Are you kidding? They won't even change a five dollar bill."
How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?
→ Third as many as for a regular bulb.
Why did the electrician close early on Mondays?
→ Because business was very light.
Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?
→ He was already taking out a tooth
