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Mandy was applying for a summer job.
'How old are you?' asked the owner of the store.
'I'm twelve years old, Sir,' answered Mandy.
'And what do you expect to be when you grow up?'
'Twenty one, Sir.'

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
→ Because he had low elf esteem.

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
→ Because he had low elf esteem.

A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, "What is your occupation?" The woman replies, "I'm a whore." The accountant balks and says, "No, no, no. That will never work. That is much too crass. Let's try to rephrase that." The woman, "OK, I'm a prostitute." "No, that is still too crude. Try again." They both think for a minute, then the woman states, "I'm a chicken farmer." The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a prostitute?" "Well, I raised over 5,000 cocks last year."

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
→ You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

Why aren't Clinton White House staffers given coffee breaks?
→ It takes too long to retrain them.