Animal Jokes — most viewed jokes

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?
→ He had a bee in his suit of armour!

What has four legs and see just as well from either end?
→ A horse with his eyes closed!

What's the definition of Polystyrene?
→ A plastic parrot!

Why did the ape run around with a piece of raw meat on his head?
→ He thought he was a gorilla (griller)!

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?
→ Hold up your arm and say:

- Go back, you didn't say 'May I?'

Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
→ Anywhere he wants!

What gives milk and has one horn?
→ A milk truck!

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him???
→ I didn't do it on porpoise!!!

How are tigers like sergeants in the army?
→ They both wear stripes!

How do you spell elephant?
→ E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t

- That's not how the dictionary spells it

- You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it!