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What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?
→ A vark!

What is the pink stuff between elephant's toes?
→ Slow clowns.

A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the bee turned around and flew away. Why?
→ The rabbit had two b's already.

What is easier to fill a dump truck up with.. dead babies or bowling balls?
→ Dead babies.. because you can use a pitchfork.

What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address?
→ Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
→ A flat minor!

What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?
→ At least a sperm has a one in one million chance of becoming a human being.

A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some rubbers (so she can practice safe sex).

She walks up to the pharmacist and asks:

- How much for a box of rubbers?

- They're $1 for a box of 3 - he replied:

- Plus 6 cents for the tax.

- Oh - said the blonde:

- I wondered how they kept them on.

A blonde, brunette and a redhead run to the top of a burning building. Below, a few firefighters are holding a blanket telling the redhead to jump. When the redhead jumps the firefighters snatch the blanket away and she hits the concrete. When the firefighters ask the brunette to jump she jumps and again they pull the blanket away. When the firefighters ask the blonde to jump she replies, "I don't trust you, so just put the blanket down and back away."

Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?
→ He wanted to see what he looked like asleep.