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Picasso Barbie
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Picasso Barbie ...everything's in the wrong place
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All Night Online
- I've been on my computer all night!
- Don't you think you'd be more comfortable on a bed like everyone else?
FDIV Instructions
What do you call a series of FDIV instructions on a Pentium?
→ Successive approximations.
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Mouse Dust Cover
Technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned out to be the plastic bag the mouse was packaged in.
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Three Women Executed
Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead and one's a blonde.
The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
She says no and the executioner shouts:
- Ready! Aim!
Suddenly the brunette yells:
- EARTHQUAKE!!!
Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes.
The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no and the executioner shouts:
- Ready! Aim!
Suddenly the redhead yells:
- TORNADO!!!
Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes.
By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts:
- Ready! Aim!
and the blonde yells:
- FIRE!!!
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Mrs. Claus In A Thunderstorm
What did Santa Claus's wife say during a thunderstorm?
→ 'Come and look at the rain, dear.'
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The Hard Sum
- Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4?
- Pupil: That's not fair! You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!
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The Transfer
The boss of a large company says to his protege:
- I'm transferring you to the northern office.
The protege says:
- But that place is full of whores and football players!
The boss replies:
- My wife used to live there!
The protege quickly responds:
- Really?? What position does she play?
No Open Fly Zone
There was no action at the White House the past few days, hear about this?
Yea, I guess it was labeled a "No Open Fly" zone!
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ABCs At School
On day there was a boy at school. He needed to go to the toilet. The teacher said:
- Say your ABCs first
The boy started saying:
- A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z
The teacher asked at the end:
- Where is your P?
The boy answered:
- Running down my pants!!