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Why is money called dough?
→ Because we all knead it.

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?
→ You know you need a psychiatrist!

Wife, opening mail, to spouse: "The bank says that this is our last notice. Isn't it wonderful that they're not going to bother us anymore?"

What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?
→ An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
→ Start from scratch!

A big-game hunter came across a dinosaur in the middle of the jungle and stared at it surprise.

- You're extinct - he said.

The dinosaur was hard of hearing.

- What was that you said?

The hunter shouted at the top of his voice:

- You are extinct.

The dinosaur looked a little nonplused.

- So would you if you'd been dead for six milion years.

What do you call an amorous insect?
→ The love bug.

Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?
→ He was always standing up on the job!

Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?
→ To a re-tail store!

What do you call a dog in jeans and a sweater?
→ A plain clothes police dog!