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What kind of food do maths teachers eat?
→ Square meals!

Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs.

- Give me your money - he demanded.

Indignant, the affluent man replied:

- Hey, watch it - I'm a United States Congressman!

- In that case, - replied the mugger - give me MY money.

- Doctor, doctor, I've only got 59 seconds to live.

- Wait a minute please.

What do you call a stupid ant?
→ Antwerp.

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?
→ Only one, but 200 applied for the job.

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?
→ Read the label.

What is the easy way to get a wild elephant?
→ Get a tame one and annoy it!

Why are elephants grey?
→ So you can tell them from flamingos!

Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?
→ Because it's always on a sundae!

What's long and stylish and full of cats?
→ The Easter Purrade!