A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with his family. Suddenly, he spotted a fin sticking up in the water and fainted.
- Darling, it was just a shark - said his wife when he came to.
- You've got to stop imagining that there are lawyers everywhere.
Jury: Twelve men and women trying to decide which party has the best lawyer.
Justice: A decision in your favor.
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm?
→ It has a blue light!
What do insects learn at school?
→ Mothmatics!
What is the difference between a flea and a wolf?
→ One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie!
A Cowboy was going deer hunting.. His blonde wife said she was going with him.. That they never did anything together.. So, they went.. He put her in a stand by herself.. Later in the morning he heard her shoot.. He went over to her stand and she was pointing her rifle at a guy with a cowboy hat on.. The guy was telling her, Ma'mm, you can have the deer you shot.. I just want to take my saddle off of him!
What do you call the horse than lives next door?
→ A neighbour!
What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
→ A hoarse horse!
What do you say to a hitchhiking frog?
→ Hop in!
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
→ Roberto.
