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How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships?
→ With their eyes shut!

What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party?
→ No one moved. They couldn't stir without her.

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
→ Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!

What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
→ They lived hoppily ever after!

- Doctor, Doctor I've lost my memory!

- When did this happen?

- When did what happen?

What does pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?
→ Both can smell it but can't eat it.

Whats the difference between erotic and kinky?
→ Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use the whole chicken.

These two old men are in a nursing home.
They're talking and realize that it's been years since they have had sex. So they sneak out and go to the closest whorehouse. Once inside they go to the Pimp and ask for the two best girls. The Pimp thought:

- I'm not going to waste my two best girls on these guys I'll just give them inflatable women.

- They are old and they won't know the difference.

Once the old men finish they leave. On their way back they start talking. The first guy said:

- I think mine was dead she didn't move or anything.

The second guy said:

- I think mine was a witch because when I nibbled on her neck she farted and flew out the window.

What are three words you dread the most while making love?
→ - Honey, I'm home.

How do they dance in Arabia?
→ Sheik-to-sheik (cheek).