How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a cosmos of nothingness.
They're perfectly matched. He's blinded by love and her looks are out of sight!
The young wife was in tears when she opened the door for her husband.
- I've been insulted - she sobbed.
- Your mother insulted me.
- My mother! - he exclaimed.
- But she is a hundred miles away.
- I know, but a letter came for you this morning and I opened it.
He looked stern:
- I see, but where does the insult come in?
- In the postscript - she answered.
- It said: Dear Alice, don't forget to give this letter to George.
What did Paul Revere say when he got on his horse?
→ Giddy up horsey!
What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party?
→ No one moved. They couldn't stir without her.
What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
→ A hot frog!
What kind of shoes to frogs like?
→ Open toad sandals!
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
→ Star Warts!
Why are fish no good at tennis?
→ They don't like to get too close to the net!
How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?
→ I forgot to wet the soap.
