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Parrot Perch
What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?
→ A Perch!
What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?
→ A Perch!
What's grey and lights up?
→ An electric elephant!
Who is the Easter Bunny's favourite movie actor?
→ Rabbit De Niro!
Why did the dog jump into the sea?
→ He wanted to chase the catfish!
What did the dog use to make his kite?
→ Flypaper.
How many hairs are in a dog's tail?
→ None. They are all on the outside.
What dog is always tired in London?
→ An English sleep dog.
What did the dog say when he chased his tail?
→ This is the end.
Why do dogs wag their tails?
→ Because no one else will do it for them!
Did you hear the one about the blonde who thought that "love handles" referred to her ears?