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Where are most fish found?
→ Between the head and the tail!

What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout?
→ Monkfish!

Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when they came upon this great trout brook. They stayed there all day, enjoying the fishing, which was super.

At the end of the day, knowing that they would be graduating from college soon, they vowed that they would meet, in twenty years, at the same place and renew the experience.

Twenty years later, they met and traveled to a spot near where they had been years before. They walked into the woods and before long came upon a brook. One of the men said to the other:

- This is the place!.

The other replied:

- No, it's not!.

The first man said:

- Yes, I do recognize the clover growing on the bank on the other side.

To which the other man replied:

- Silly, you can't tell a brook by it's clover.

Why did the Canadian cross the road?
→ He saw some American do it on TV.

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?
→ They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving.

How many Ethiopians does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ Three. One to change it and two to squabble over who gets to eat the packaging.

How do you know you're flying over Poland?
→ Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

- Teacher: Name six wild animals.

- Pupil: Four elephants and two lions!

What's the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?
→ One roars with pain and the other pours with rain!

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?
→ A dog that chases cars - and catches them!