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Where do hogs keep their money?
→ In piggy banks.

Why did your sister feed money to her cow?
→ Because she wanted to get rich milk.

Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking.

- I got a cookbook once, but I could never do anything with it - said the first.

- Too much fancy cooking in it, eh? - asked the second.

- You said it. Every one of the recipes began the same way - 'Take a clean dish and....'

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Butcher

- Butcher who?

- Butcher your arms around me!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Blur

- Blur who?

- Blur, it's cold and wet out here!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Austen

- Austen who?

- Austen-tentatiously well off!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Attila

- Attila who?

- Attila you no lies!

- Knock Knock

- Who's there?

- Anita

- Anita who?

- Anita you like I need a hole in the head!

- Knock Knock!

- Who's there?

- Amaso!

- Amaso who?

- Amaso sorry you don't remember me!

- Knock Knock!

- Who's there?

- Adore!

- Adore who?

- Adore stands between us, open up!