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- Girl: We have a mayor. Do you?

- Horse: Sure!

- Girl: What do you call it?

- Horse: Same as you do. Mare!

A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a bug flew into the barn and started circling his head.
Suddenly, the bug flew into the cow's ear. The farmer didn't think much about it, until the bug squirted out into his bucket. It went in one ear and out the udder.

Why did the eskimo wash his clothes in Tide?
→ Because it was too cold outside.

What is the most common educational degree in New Mexico?
→ Kindergarten dropout.

How do footballers send messages?
→ By referee-mail.

- Was your master playing catch with you?

- No, I was playing throw with her!

Which dog eats with its tail?
→ All dogs keep their tails on when eating.

- Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

- Nurse: No change yet.

A blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would like, and she replies:

- Bring me a beer.

The bartender then asks:

- Anheuser-Busch?

To which she replies:

- Fine thanks, and how's your cock?

The cannibal priest told his flock to close their eyes and say grace.

- For whosoever we are about to eat, may the Lord make us truly thankful.