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My teacher's got a pretty face if you can read between the lines.

How do long distance runners send e-mail?
→ On the sprin-ternet.

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?
→ He made a spectacle of himself.

What kind of dog chases anything red?
→ A bull dog!

- Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a snake about to shed its skin.

- Why don't you go behind the screen and slip into something more comfortable then!

How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb?
→ One, but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.

What do you get when you mix a rooster with a telephone pole?
→ A 30ft cock that wants to reach out and touch someone

The Worst Striker by Mr Goal

Why can't blondes make ice cubes?
→ They always forget the recipe.

Did you hear about the blonde who dropped out of nursing school?
→ She was doing great until she found out she would have to perform the Hymenlick Manuever.