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- Counselor: Wash your face. I can see what you had for breakfast.

- Henry: If you're so smart, what did I have?

- Counselor: Eggs.

- Henry: Wrong. I had eggs yesterday!

- Doctor, Doctor, I can't get to sleep.

- Sit on the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop off.

- Doctor, Doctor everyone keeps throwing me in the garbage.

- Don't talk rubbish!

What have men and spray paint in common?
→ One squeeze and they're all over you.

How was the hamburger murdered?
→ First it was 'rolled,' then smothered in onions

- Little Brother: I'm going to buy a sea horse.

- Big Brother: Why?

- Little Brother: Because I want to play water polo!

Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian?
→ Because she loved children.

Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?
→ They think their picture is being taken.

"Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my birthday, and it said that I needed an upgrade."

What's the definition of a Parapet?
→ Pet parrot kept by parachutist!