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How many editors does it take to change a light bulb?
→ Only one, but first he has to rewire the entire building.

- Have you seen www.hook.com?

- Yes, it's already caught my eye.

YOUR SO BALD THAT WHEN YOU WHERE A TURTLENECK YOU LOOK LIKE A ROLL ON DEODORANT.

Why are farmers cruel?
→ Because they pull corn by the ears.

- Doctor, Doctor, I keep dreaming of bats, creepy-crawlies, demons, ghosts, monsters, vampires, werewolves and yetis.

- Doctor: How interesting. Do you always dream in alphabetical order?

Did u know that a condom had a serial number?
→ No, I never had to unroll one that far.

- Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking and running around until all hours of the night. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking, classical music, even how to invest in the stock market.

- Sounds like you may be bitter because she changed you so drastically - remarked his friend.

- I'm not bitter. Now that I'm so improved, she just isn't good enough for me.

When is the best time to buy budgies?
→ When they're going cheap!

What do you call a woodpecker with no beak?
→ A headbanger!

- I was once in a play called Breakfast In Bed.

- Did you have a big role?

- No, just toast and marmalade.