Science — most commented jokes

What do hurricanes most like to eat for dessert?
→ Candy Canes

What is the opposite of a cold front?
→ A warm back

How is snow white?
→ Pretty good, according to the 7 dwarfs

Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?
→ To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail

How is a hailstone like an onion?
→ They are both whitish and have layers

Why do tornadoes move so erratically?
→ They are dizzy

What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?
→ Rock and Roll

How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other?
→ It is a breeze

Why can't meteorologists forecast the weather?
→ They are too busy studying comets and meteors

Where is a tornado put in jail to be punished?
→ In a high pressure cell