Science — most commented jokes

If a band plays music in a thunderstorm, who is most likely to get hit by lightning?
→ The conductor.

What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains?
→ The ocean

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?
→ A bit of a shock really!

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?
→ He wanted to find Pluto!

Who invented the telephone?
→ The Phoenicians (phone-itions).

Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?
→ Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!

Why did the alien phone home on his mobile?
→ Because it was so ET!

Spell electricity with three letters.
→ NRG (energy).

How does a physicist exercise?
→ By pumping ion!

Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?
→ Because there is no atmosphere!