Science — most commented jokes

What type of sense of humor does rain have?
→ A very wet sense of humor

Where do lightning bolts go on dates?
→ To cloud 9

What is the most popular sport played by raindrops and hail stones?
→ Diving

What is the most popular game played by tornadoes?
→ Catch my drift

Rumor has it that the new Miami baseball team will be called "Humidity" so that fans in Florida will be able to say, "It's not the Heat that's so bad, it's the Humidity."

A tornado walks into a bar and orders a Hurricane. The bartender asks why he is ordering a Hurricane when he is a tornado. The tornado responds with, "I am a hurricane induced tornado".

Why don't tornadoes watch Bill O'Reilly on FOXNEWS?
→ It is a no spin zone

Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?
→ It burns too easily

How did the rainbow know is was lost?
→ It was a clear day

What did the primary rainbow say to the secondary rainbow?
→ Your pants are on backwards