Science — most commented jokes

What do lightning bolts do when they laugh?
→ They crack up

Why did the updraft get pulled over?
→ It was speeding in a high shear zone

What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called?
→ Hurricanes with cataracts

How do hurricanes see?
→ With one eye

What did the hail storm say to the roof?
→ Hang onto your shingles, this will be no ordinary sprinkles

What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?
→ Hang onto your bark, this will be no ordinary spark

What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?
→ Hang onto your leaves, this will be no ordinary breeze

Why do raindrops like lightning at night?
→ So they can see where they are going

Why did the weather want privacy?
→ It was changing

What type of sense of humor does a dust storm have?
→ A very dry sense of humor