Science — most commented jokes

Two weathermen each broke an arm and a leg in an accident, and called from the hospital about the four casts.

There is a Shreveport cable TV channel that broadcasts the (live) video of the Shreveport radar and the audio of the NOAA weather radio station. When explaining why he knew he should go into meteorology, he said that when he was young, he would sometimes watch the channel even when there were no echoes, just for fun.

Recently during the heavy rains they have experienced in New England the mail carrier for one neighborhood commeneted on the "pouring rain." Well, atleast the dew point is coming down!

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?
→ The nearest ISOBAR!!

Why were the vets and pounds mad?
→ It was raining cats and dogs

What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?
→ Both are a glaze

Which weather features do druggies like most?
→ Highs

Why is the sky not happy on clear days?
→ It has the blues

How does a male lightning bolt feel when he notices an attractive female lightning bolt?
→ Thunderstruck

What type of wind is named after a young deer?
→ Foehn