Ouch — most commented jokes

What do you call a blonde sky diving team?
→ A new version of the lawn dart's game.

How do you drown a blonde?
→ When he asks for a lifesaver, ask him what flavor he wants.

How do you kill a blonde?
→ Give them a gun an say it is a blow dryer

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?
→ The 1995 Hide and Seek World Champion.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house?
→ Neither did he.

A blind rabbit and a blind snake ran into each other on the road one day. The snake reached out, touched the rabbit and said, "You're soft and fuzzy and have floppy ears. You must be a rabbit."

The rabbit reached out, touched the snake and said, "You're slimy, beady-eyed and low to the ground. You must be a math teacher."

Where do blind sparrows go for treatment?
→ The Birds Eye counter!

How did a blind woman pierce her ear?
→ Answering the stapler.

There were those three guys, a priest, a doctor and an engineer, and they were playing golf. But the group before them was extremely slow and at each hole they waited hours.

Finally the priest asked around, why was that other group was so slow? He was told that they were very courageous firemen who saved the golf course a couple of years ago from a terrible fire, in which they all lost their sight. As a proof of appreciation they were given the right to play on the course whenever they wanted. They like that a lot, but being blind they are just not too good at hitting the ball, let alone finding it after it's hit.

The priest said, "Oh my this is terrible. Tonight I'll say a little prayer for these courageous souls."

The doctor heard that and said "Don't worry. I'll send them to a friend of mine, he's an ophtalmologist and he works wonders."

The engineer said "Wait. Why can't they just play at night?"

Did you hear about the blind porcupine?
→ He fell in love with a pincushion!