Mom/Dad Jokes — most commented jokes

- Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?

- Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!

- Dad, can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please?

- Don't tell me that they haven't found it yet, I remember looking for it when I was a boy!

- Little Monster: I hate my teacher.

- Mother Monster: Well just eat your salad up then dear!

- Mother: What did you learn in school today

- Son: How to write

- Mother: What did you write?

- Son: I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read yet!

An ideal homework excuse

- Teacher: Where is your homework?

- Pupil: I left it in my shirt and my mother put it in the washing machine

- Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class?

- Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips!

- Pupil: My teacher was mad with me because I didn't know where the Rockies were.

- Mother: Well next time remember where you put things!

- Teacher: When was Rome built?

- Pupil: At night.

- Teacher: Why did you say that?

- Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

- Father: I hear you skipped school to play football

- Son: No I didn't, and I have the fish to prove it!

- Pupil (on phone): My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school today.

- School Secretary: Who is this?

- Pupil: This is my father speaking!