Random joke from this category
A little girl came home from school and said to her mother:
- Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do.
The mother exclaimed:
- But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this ... by the way, what was it that you didn't do?
The little girl replied:
- My homework.
- Dad, can you write in the dark?
- I think so. What is it you want me to write?
- Your name on this report card.
The parents were very disappointed in the grades that their son brought home. "The only consolation I can find in these awful grades," lamented the father, "is that I know he never cheated during his exams."
A student called up his Mom one evening from his college and asked her for some money, because he was broke.
His Mother said:
- Sure, sweetie. I will send you some money. You also left your economics book here when you visited two weeks ago. Do you want me to send that up too?
- Uhh, oh yeah, O.K. - responded the kid.
So his Mom wrapped the book along with the checks up in a package, kissed Dad goodbye, and went to the post office to mail the money and the book. When she gets back, Dad asked:
- Well how much did you give the boy this time?
- Oh, I wrote two checks, one for $20, and the other for $1,000 out to him.
- That's $1020!!! - yelled Dad.
- Are you going crazy???
- Don't worry hon - Mom said, kissed Dad on the on top of his bald head.
- I taped the $20 check to the cover of his book, but I put the $1,000 one somewhere between the pages in chapter 15!
"It's clear" said the teacher, "That you haven't studied your geography. What's your excuse?" "Well, my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!"
- Father: You were absent on the day of the test?
- Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!
- Mother: How was your first day at school?
- Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!
- Father: How were the exam questions?
- Son: Easy
- Father: Then why look so unhappy?
- Son: The questions didn't give me any trouble, just the answers!
- Father: What did the teacher think of your idea?
- Son: She took it like a lamb
- Teacher: Really?, what did she say?
- Son: Baa!
- Teacher: Did your parents help you with these homework problems?
- Pupil: No I got them all wrong by myself!
