Men Jokes — most commented jokes

What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?
→ The sofa doesn't keep asking for beer.

What is the difference between a man and childbirth?
→ One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is just having a baby.

What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man?
→ The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the 40-year-old man thinks often about dating them.

How are men like diplomas?
→ You spend lots of time getting one, but once you have it, you don't know what to do with it.

What piece of furniture was named after the typical man?
→ The La-Z-Boy recliner.

If men had PMS, what would happen?
a) The federal government would allocate funds to study it.
b) Cramps would become an acceptable reason to apply for permanent disability.
c) There would be a federal holiday every 28 days.
d) All of the above.

Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?
→ A mental hospital.

What has eight arms and an I.Q. of 60?
→ Four guys watching a football game.

What's a man's worst nightmare?

1. The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera.
2. His wife has amnesia and forgets how to cook so he has to.
3. A female boss.
4. He has to ask his wife for money.

How can you tell if a man's playing around?
→ He sends you love notes that are photocopied and begin with the line, "To whom it may concern..."