Men Jokes — most commented jokes

What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward?
→ It ends up in his mouth!

What happens when a man tries to hide his baldness by combing his hair across his head?
→ The truth comes shining through.

How do most men compare to Mel Gibson?
→ They have everything he has, except for talent, money, and looks.

Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger. What do men dream of?
→ Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.

How could Will Rogers say, "I never met a man I didn't like"?
→ He never had to date one.

How can you tell if a man you're dating is lazy?
→ He throws his kisses.

What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second date?
→ Slow.

What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
→ They're married.

What are the only two kinds of men?
→ Studs and duds.

What do men have difficulty retaining?
a) a job
b) a budget
c) a promise
d) a secret
e) a friendship
f) a marriage
g) an anniversary date
h) a 30-minute erection
i) all of the above