Men Jokes — most commented jokes

How do some men avoid making a wrong career move?
→ They never get a job!

What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?
→ An insurance company.

Why do a married man and his single male friend envy each other?
→ Each one thinks the other is having sex more often.

What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?
→ Any place without a drive-up window.

Why do so few men end up in heaven?
→ They never stop to ask for directions.

The men who do make it to Heaven are going to have a rude awakening up there when they find out two things: God is a woman...and she nailed down all of Heaven's toilet seats!

"Three Men And A Baby"
→ What you get when four men go fishing and one comes back not catching anything.

Why do men have a hole in their penis?
→ So oxygen can get to their brains.

What is the average number of times in a bachelor's life that his bed is made?
→ Once, when it was still in the factory.

What is the thinnest book in the world?
→ What men know about women.