Men Jokes — most commented jokes

When a woman gets married, she wants the 3 S's: sensitivity, sincerity, and sharing. What does she get?
→ The 3 B's: burps, body odor, and beer breath.

Why did God create man?
→ Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.

What did God say after he created man?
→ "I can do better than this" and he made woman.

But the disruptions created in Adam's internals when God removed his rib were so great that it caused Adam's brain to sink down into his testicles.

And so one of Eve's first assignments was to explain to Adam the difference between his black and navy blue socks.

Why are men like commercials?
→ You can't believe a word they say.

Why are men like popcorn?
→ They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Why are men and spray paint alike?
→ One squeeze and they're all over you.

Why are men like blenders?
→ You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

Why is food better than men?
→ Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.

Why do men prefer blondes?
→ Men always like intellectual company.

Why are women so bad at mathematics?
→ Because men keep telling them that this...|<---------------------->| is 12 inches.