Medicine — most commented jokes

What do you call a herd of cows in a psychiatrists office?
→ An encownter group.

What do cows get when they are sick?
→ Hay Fever

Tad answered the Tennessee State frat house phone.

"Hi," said the voice, "this is Rollie. Come on over, we're having a real wildass party."

"Shit, Ah'd shore love to," said Tad, "but Ah got me a bad case of gonorrhea."

"Bring it along!" answered Rollie. "The way thangs is goin', mah buddies'll drink anythin'!"

Higginbote and Goldstein, Fordham freshmen, were discussing what kind of work would supply them with big bucks after graduation.

"Well, I've always thought I'd like to be a doctor," said Higginbote. "Specialize in something or other. Like obstetrics, maybe."

"Obstetrics?" scoffed Goldstein. "At the rate science is going, you'd no sooner learn all about it when bingo! somebody'd find a cure for it."

Tipton and Baldwin shared a room on the North Carolina campus.

One day Tipton came in and said to his roommate, "I hear there's a new case of herpes in the dorm."

"Great!" said Baldwin. "I was getting tired of 7-Up!"

How is Clinton's health care reform a lot like his haircut?
→ It is a lot more expensive than it looks.

Mrs Smith, the biology teacher, was very fond of fish. She was also rather deaf, which was great for the children in her class.
"What Mrs Smith needs," said one of her colleagues, "is a herring-aid."

"Doctor," said the patient, "I need help! I can't stop acting like a cat!"

"How long have you had this problem?" the doctor asked.

"Lest's see," said the patient, "Mom had the litter in '41."

How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold?
→ He has cat-arrh!

What happens when business is slow at a medicine factory?
→ You can hear a cough drop.