Medicine — most commented jokes

What a BLONDE will ask the doctor, in the maternity ward?
→ "Is it mine?"

What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?
→ Her IQ goes up!

Did you hear about the blonde who dropped out of nursing school?
→ She was doing great until she found out she would have to perform the Hymenlick Manuever.

A blonde gets her first period, so she goes to the drugstore to get some pads. The wide selection and huge variety confuse her, so she asks the clerk for some help.

"What kind of pads should I get?" she says. "This is all new to me."

"Well," says the clerk, "that depends on the flow."

She says, "It's ceramic tile."

A 92-year old woman had a full cardiac arrest at home and was rushed to the hospital. After about thirty minutes of unsuccessful resuscitation attempts the old lady was pronounced dead. The doctor went to tell the lady's 78-year old daughter (who wasn't blonde any longer, but just had to be at one time) that her mother didn't make it.

"Didn't make it? Where could they be? She left in the ambulance forty-five minutes ago!" the former blonde asked.

What's a blondes idea of natural childbirth?
→ No make-up.

How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant?
→ She sneezes.

Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
→ So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
→ She didn't want to wake the sleeping tablets!

Where do blind sparrows go for treatment?
→ The Birds Eye counter!